Rules to Live By

Author: russman

Date: January 11, 2010

by russman
1-11-10
You've been carrying that dead fish around since your birthday.
My Mom gave it to me. It used to flip and flop.
Remember when I used to have that hamster.
You mean that furry little thing that tasted like chicken.
I think maybe you should do that to your fish.
You're sick. Scurriers are for eating, flip and flops are for holding.