The Postman Makes No promises

Author: russman

Date: February 2, 2010

by russman
2-02-10
Just keep walking, Big Guy. I'm placing you under arrest by authority of the post office.
I wasn't hurting anybody.
I rearranged my whole route to be here at 12:00. Per the invitation scrawled upon the bathroom stall.
I was just writing stuff on the walls. I didn't think anybody took them seriously.
It's a federal offense to promise a good time and then fail to deliver on that promise.
Judging by the stuff you're carrying in that sack, I don't believe you intended for both of us to have a good time.