You Can't Be Too Careful

Author: russman

Date: February 5, 2010

by russman
2-05-10
When I bring a new girl back to my place. The first thing they notice is that I have two cats.
Then I notice them looking around at how neat the my place is. I can tell they are thinking that I might be gay.
To counteract this I always leave a wet towel laying on the bathoom floor and a little pee around the toilet.