Like You Wouldn't

Author: russman

Date: October 13, 2016

by russman
10-13-16
So I moved in with my mom. Just until I get my life back together.
You remember Chris from high school.
The Chubby girl with all the kids?
Every bit of my common sense told me to say thanks but no thanks but six years is a long time.
She just got divorced again. I told her you haven't had a girlfriend in years. she'd love it if you called her.
Did you tell why I haven't had a girlfriend or does she think i just went through an experimental gay phase.
And besides, how could anyone say no to fat girl sex with your mom in the next room.
Relax. I just told her you had a bad break-up. You know I think you might get lucky. I promise to stay in my room if you bring her over.
Ok. Don't worry if you here somebody crying, it'll just be me mourning the death of my pride.