What Was Mom Thinking

Author: russman

Date: January 27, 2017

by russman
1-27-17
I bought us memberships in one of those ancestry sites.
Does it really matter where we came from.
You're my brother and yet we are so different. We need to see where our fathers came from.
My father was an international spy. Your Dad doesn't have any branches on his family tree.
You're an idiot, just put your DNA sample in the kit. I left yours in the bathroom.
All right. But it ain't coming from my mouth.