Happy Valentine's Day

Author: russman

Date: February 13, 2017

by russman
2-13-17
In retrospect, my scorched earth policy.
You got any plans for later?
That's a good one. I heard you were back in town living with your Mommy. It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
With regards to old girl friends.
Hey, long time no see. What are you doing tomorrow?
Anyone but you, Asshole.
Might not have been my best decision.
Sorry I never called you back. Let me make it up to you.
Sure, you can do that. Let me know when you're dead.