I'd Be Lyin' if I Said I Wasn't Tempted

Author: russman

Date: February 27, 2017

by russman
2-27-17
I had a terrible day at work. So I left two hours early and went to the bar.
I was determined to get laid.
How you doin?
10 with 20 without.
I decided to surprise Mom and bring home a McDonalds Big Box Meal instead.
Without what? A condom?
My teeth. You're new here, ain't ya?