You Get Three Days Paid for a Funeral

Author: russman

Date: March 9, 2017

by russman
3-09-17
The boss asked about you today.
I hope you told him I was fine.
Well, I was going to....but...tomorrow is Friday.
What did you tell him?
Nothing yet. I'm thinking either they release you in the morning and I have to come pick you up. Or you take a turn for the worse and I have to rush to the hospital.
I swear to God if you tell him I died, I'm throwing you out of the house.