It's Not Even in the Top 10

Author: russman

Date: March 31, 2017

by russman
3-31-17
Mr. Swinson, how can I help you?
I would like to bring a lawsuit against Domino's Pizza for false advertising.
They aren't guaranteeing thirty minute delivery again are they?
Worse. They said If I downloaded their app, I could track my order on my favorite device.
So, you want to sue because the app isn't working on your cellphone?
Mr. Morgan, the cellphone is hardly my favorite device.