Saying My Days are Numbered is a Given

Author: russman

Date: April 6, 2017

by russman
4-06-17
My work slut hasn't shown up for a couple of days, so this morning the boss calls me into the office.
Hey Russ, you wouldn't know where Jessica's been this week would you?
Which one is Jessica?
The one who's worked here for three years and never missed a day. A little birdie tells me she's been going out with you.
I don't know. I am kinda curious about this little birdie though.
Just get back to work. You know you're really not that good of a salesman.
Oh, I Know that. Here Birdy Birdy Birdy.