Spiraling Down Fast

Author: russman

Date: April 7, 2017

by russman
4-07-17
I decided to ask my niece for some advice about my new girlfriend.
What's up Uncle Russ.
I'm a little scared and intimidated by this girl I met.
She's twenty years younger than me. But knows her way around a crazy bitch.
Awesome. What does she want you to do?
Tie her up and choke her.
Besides she's the only one I know who wouldn't tell me to just run.
All right. Daddy issues. You are in for quite a ride.
Teach me, oh wise one.