Can't Say I Didn't Try

Author: russman

Date: March 17, 2018

by russman
3-17-18
The hot girl at work is spending St. Patty's day with her family.
Hi. Would you like to buy me a drink?
Sorry. I just got one.
But that doesn't mean I can't go out and try to get lucky on my own.
I'm a little drunk. Could you give me a ride home.
You should call Uber.
I mean it's not like I'm in love or anything.
It's dead in here tonight. Might as well go home.