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| In an effort to improve ratings the Miss America pageant has decided to eliminate the swimsuit competition. | |
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| In other news. To increase box office totals Marvel will no longer include superheroes in their movies. | |
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| In still other news to increase ratings I will no longer be wearing pants. | |
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