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So she plays on her phone constantly when we are out.
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| Did you try to friend me on Facebook? | |
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| No. Facebook and I have a complicated relationship. We are currently separated. | |
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And all her conversation revolves around social media and ex boyfriends.
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| Some guy named Russ tried to request me. Maybe it was another Russ. | |
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| Could have been. I've heard rumors that there are more than one of us out there. | |
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Then she wanted Waffle House and ordered a chocolate chip waffle smothered it in syrup and insisted I take a bite.
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| You're funny. Don't forget you are taking me to breakfast after work. | |
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