SNAZIN'S LIFE: KNIFE, GUN, BROKEN BOTTLE, PETROL BOMB

Author: ry0ry0

Date: March 13, 2002

by ry0ry0
3-13-02
SNAZIN WAS A BABY IN A TRASH CAN, AS AN AVID HATER OF HOMOS. RYO FOUND HIM, AND MADE HIM HER NEW BEST FRIEND
GOO GOO GA GA, IF I HAD A HAMMER
HOLY FUCK, I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEW BEST FRIEND
THROUGH SUPER FAST GROWING PROCEEDURES, SNAZIN BECAME 24 YEARS OLD IN ONE WEEK. HE FOUND HIMSELF HAVING KARAOKE CONTESTS AND GETTING DRUNK WITH RYO EVERYDAY, AT MCGILLACUTTY'S
YOU ARE EVERYTHING I'VE GOT, YOU BEAUTIFUL GIRL
THE ONLY THING I LIVE FOR IN THE HOLE WIDE PEARL
SNAZIN FINALLY REALIZED HE WAS A HOMO, AND HE PROMPTLY SHOVED A NAIL INTO HIS BRAIN. HE DIED. WELL, NOT REALLY. THE END!
FUCK, I'M A HOMO, I MUST DIE NOW
GODDAMN IT, NOW I HAVE NO FRIENDS