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by ryanab_24
11-22-05
Dude your pretty f***ed up. What Happened?
Well...............
....I was on my way to work this morning when I was attacked by a large animal.
I'm gonna bend you over and f*** you in the a**! If you refuse I will not harm you, but if you allow me, I will beat the everliving sh** out of you!!!!!!
I just couldn't refuse, I hadn't had my gay sex in a LONG time, and even though I had to go through all this pain, I realized that I am gay, and I'm okay with that now!
You should have come to me first if you needed some butt-sex. Since you were young I did ANYTHING for you, and nothing has changed. Next time let me know so you won't look like shit when we're done!!!

 

by ryanab_24
11-22-05
Dude, It was soooooo sweet!!!!
What is he f***ing talking about this time?
I was in the bathroom one morning and like I pulled down my pants dude, and that Guns N' Roses song Started playing!!!!!
What F***ing song you stoner, Guns N' Roses only have a million hits!
You know the f***in one I'm talkin about. F***in goat! "Welcome to the Jungle" dude. Then I decided it was time to do something about the mess down there!I shaved it dude, and it's so smooth! Feel It!
F*** you!!! You can't get me that stoned!

 

by ryanab_24
11-22-05
How can I help you today sir?
Well, I was just wonderin if you sold them there extra-large condoms?
Well, it's not that you would need them if we did. Remember when you were drunk and tried to come in here naked the other night?
Oh....Um...yeah, about that, could you not tell anyone?
Well, only for a small fee of $200.
I don't have $200, but if you hook me up with those condoms, maybe we can work something out.

 

by ryanab_24
11-22-05
You got my money b****?
You got my stuff a**head?
W-w-well...
I don't wanna hear any f***ing excuses, that's all you ever give me!
Well, to tell the truth, they were out of slow roast, so I had to get you the instant sh**!
Man, you think I want that? Well the answer is YES, I'll drink it, but you don't get your fee b****!

 

by ryanab_24
11-23-05
Hello you little shit. Welcome to Mars! The people of Earth want to see us cuss uncensored.
They what? They wanna hear us fucking cuss? Well, shit they should have just told us!
Man, those fuckheads back on Earth enjoy wierd shit if they like to see little girls using foul language.
Yeah the lower life forms enjoy this fucking stuff. Hell, I don't know why they fucking enjoy it so much, but they do.....Oops!
What the fuck did you do this time?
I just shit my panties!

 

by ryanab_24
11-23-05
Hey fucking goat, have you ever shit a bunny dude?
No, but I was prairie-doggin the other day.
"It happened the other day when I came out of the bathroom. I walked into the bedroom and saw a bunny with my pot in his hand. I asked:"
Dude, where the fuck did you come from?
Shit!
And then it just walked out the door, didn't even say goodbye.
Dumbass, didn't even know the dude was stealing his weed.

 

by ryanab_24
11-24-05
Ryan I just wanted to tell you that the only reason I like you is because you liked me so much!
Heather had broken Ryans heart. He just didn't know what to do. He called and asked if she meant it and she said "I said it, I meant it!"
What the fuck? Everything was going so well in our relationship. What fucking happened?
Maybe this will stop the pain...Why did s he have to pull this shit? Why did she do this to me? WHY???

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