The Passion of the Moron

Author: sabuwolf

Date: April 9, 2004

by sabuwolf
4-09-04
The average hard-core Born-Again discusses his movie-going habits with people he meets on the street
Did you see "The Passion"? My wife and I went to see it with our six semi-legitimate children. Boy! I tell you, it reaffirmed my faith!...
Um... yeah... you *do* realize that it was an excessively violent movie that just manages to get $7 off of the ultra-religious.
I mean, I was born-again 6 times before, but this inspired me to go to church twice a day, put nails into my own hands, make my kids carry the firewood so they know how it feels to carry the cross...
Um... OK... you do realize it was just a movie. I mean, Mary Magdaline was that chick from the Matrix... the one posing in the magazine that you keep behind the crapper... so... um... please go away
Let me tell you! It makes me recognize that Jesus really is with us and I hope to meet him when I go to heaven, like I know I will because I've seen and loved Mel Gibson's film! Have you found Jesus?
You know nothing of my work.