While the Clash is away...

Author: sabuwolf

Date: April 11, 2004

by sabuwolf
4-11-04
Meanwhile... while Clash goes to "find himself" in the Hall of Mirrors
HEY! Where'd the geeky Euro-trash-wannabe go to? I was just about to cast a spell of eternal torment on him.
Oh, he's off in the Hall of Mirrors. I told him he could find stuff there... you know... like spirit animals, long lost loved ones, expired coupons, tuna fish...
Doesn't it just have...like... a bunch of angry squirls and some big stupid mirrors that you stole from people's yards on 'Spring Clean-up Day'?
Yeah. These's also those raccoon-sized NYC subway rats that got loose in there last week, "Milton: the Lining Pond Scum," and the entire population of New Jersey.
But you *did* say he was a law student... Right?
Oh, hell yeah... he'll fit right in! He may even come back claiming to have had a religious experience!