BTC 6th - Atari phone home

Author: sabuwolf

Date: June 5, 2004

by sabuwolf
6-05-04
The Time: 1980s
The Place: Atari Headquarters
Whew! it took me 48 straight hours to program the ET game. It's a blindingly awful piece of crap, but it's done!
Who cares?! Kids are bumb, and they love that stupid little alien... They'll buy it like hotcakes, and we'll be set for life! A a matter of fact, make two for every system!
And All Across America...
This game sucks! Give me my money back!
No, no! You can't return it! Buy more! We have millions of these that we can't sell. What are we supposed to do with them?!
Somewhere in the Arizona desert...
Let us never speak of this again.
Agreed.