X-13 Tries to Tie Up Some Loose Ends

Author: samph

Date: March 10, 2008

by samph
3-10-08
SARAH CONNOR?
Yes?
I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU QUALIFY FOR OUR VOLENTARY STERILIZATION INCENTIVE PROGRAM. I AM AUTHORIZED TO OFFER YOU $100 FOR SUBMITTING TO A HYSTERECTOMY.
Go away.
HOW ABOUT $20 TO NAME YOUR MALE OFFSPRING ANYTHING BUT JOHN?