All comics by samsam

 

by samsam
8-15-02
NICK AND SAMY IN TWENTY YEARS AT SOME SINGLES BAR IN LA
hey there pretty lady, hows about a joke? knock knock!
NICK? is that you? It's me, Samy!! We went to highschool together back in the day
..MEANWHILE, BACK IN NP..
happymexicansock: hey, i got new pants today. happymexicansock:They're pretty hip, like me. Artist hats are in too right now. happymexicansock: I was the first to get one.
BEEEEEP BEEP ERGG! STOP WITH THE DAMN INTERNET. YOU HAVE BEEN SIGNED ON FOR 20 YEARS STRAIGHT.
FELIPO ROCKS THE HOUSE
***and I wanna ROCK and ROLL alll nightttt and party everrryday***
i always knew he was destined for fame..

 

by samsam
8-15-02
JACKIE LEAVES
JACKIE ... BE HOME BY TWO
uhh DAD nooo!! I am 28 years old! that's LAME. I am back in town and iI wanna see my old friends
LATER AT SHAUGHNS HOUSE
Sorry, Ferch isn't here... maybe he's in Oregon cuz he SUCKS. By the way, do you think i could I punch you...
you still owe me an ear piercing, bitch.
JACKIE AND FERCH MEET OTHER AFTER 20 YEARS. Will the extingusihed flame relight?
OMG! JACKIE LIKE HUGGIE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
what the fuck did DB do to himself... .... i wonder whos at innout.

 

by samsam
8-15-02
ash sam and jack walk into curt's apartment
SHUTUP WE ARE WATCHING A LOW BUDGET PORN! I MEAN ...uh KIDS!!
man o man i am soo fucked up
is that your final answer
If i was the last man on the earth that was about to end in 20 minutes, would you have sex with me?
I guess... under those conditions
that's dick
SLLLUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
trae didnt call i'm going home

 

by samsam
8-16-02
JACKIE
SICK!
ASHLEY
EW!
SAMY
IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

 

by samsam
8-16-02
aol instant message love
kiheiboy67: ashley, you are so hott! kiheiboy67:ash+chad=cuddling
Auto Response from Togrl84: i'm at curts, call the cell
meanwhile, at curt's, ash learns the truth behind chad
whats up with you and chad? HAHAH hes so retarded
AHAHHAHA remember he FUCKED the GOAT ahhahahaah
the desperate acts people will take to have sex
GOD! i wish ash was here... but i guess the goat will do until i see her
holy shit he's back again...

 

by samsam
8-16-02
one day at the mall...
hey samy, theres kw! hahaha! that's sooo funny! I did'nt know it was him at first! scary. he's just gonna sit there and wait for spence? cmon...
...
it goes on...
...haha this is funny. i wonder if he saw us? that would be bad. hahaha i didnt even see him at first.. he just sitting there? ahhahaaha
hey spence
does it ever end
... hey i JUST remembered that the our car is on the other end of the mall. that means we have to walk right past him again. cmon, it looks like we're stalking him! hhahaahha
.....................

 

by samsam
8-17-02
that fateful day at shaughns
AHH! ! i lost! GRRR ! i hate mario
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bBBEeep error
there will be consequences
you broke the nintendo that we have been playing for four hours straight . dude YOU SUCK
yeah BITCH you SUCK
dot dot dot
straberrylicious: hehe isawyouatthemall:
im so confused

 

by samsam
8-17-02
SAMS DATING SERVICE
hi my name is matt wheat. i can be your hero, baby. ...or your tv repairman.
i am mitch kitty bunny ferch. do you like my costume? huggie!
Catagory: Newbury Park Males
i am the smeeker jason! can i get your aol screen name?
i am cool kat trae. wasup. call me on anthonys phone...uh i mean..mine. yeah, mine.
Results Below:
i am corey cantu. i know all. after a terrible loss of an adored potential girlfriend, i am back in the dating game. care to play?
i am pat. sorry i am not a kitten. you were wrong. i can be shy, like a cat. and i meow, like a cat. but really i am secretly just a blue dot. dont call me, i wont pick up

 

by samsam
8-17-02
bobby back in the day
BOBBY you are my little teddy BEAR!
dumb bitch.
years later with mandy
i really hope she doesnt call me a teddy bear...
BOBBY YOU ARE LIKE A TEDDY BEAR!!! lets make out!
when will people learn
STUPID WHORE.

 

by samsam
8-18-02
mmm
oops!
I
britney
did
it
spears
again
i'm not so innocent

 

by samsam
12-24-02
entry way
squak ! SQWAUKKK !!!!
that bird sucks
living room
fuck you, dont touch me. i am iggy lutz, the almight lizard.
dont whip your tail at me!
hallway
STOP TOUCHINY MY PETS!!! LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! FUCK YOUUU!
hahaahahahh ahahaha hahahaahh ha

 

by samsam
12-24-02
what up dawwwwg
meh.
niiiice
i work at the pretzel maker
what the hell dude, fashionxcore. do you like my hair
xoxox

 

by samsam
12-24-02
sam and fel
i love fishnets
same with me!
asses
i am black trae.
wow, i'm an ass too.
sick!
santa! i wanna doctor kit from fisher price!
hoe hoe hoe! how about you come back to my place and we'll play doctor...

 

by samsam
12-24-02
hehee
mehehe
beheheh
tehehe
fehehe
nenhehe

 

by samsam
4-13-03
on the couch at samys
::whispering:: hey, lets go to the bathroom... and you know...
hmm, okay!
damn, i gotta go pee
::knocks::
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, I HAVE TO PISS!
::smooch slurlp sucky suck sluuurp::

 

by samsam
4-13-03
starbucks?
no
starbucks?
NO
starbucks?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I STICK A COFFEE STIRER IN YOUR EYE

 

by samsam
4-14-03
"Keep the Bunny Lovin
I like bunnies as much as the next person.
You probably like bunnies, too.
to a Minimum" says God,
But Lent is not a time to be confused about the reason for Easter.
It's not about rabbits giving eggs, oohing & aahing over cute baby chicks or wearing outlandish bonnets in easter parades
Jesus, and His followers
Easter is a celebration of me, Jesus Christ and the realization that the events of Good Friday & Easter have meaning for us today
Prayerfully consider a small donation to support my mission. You can give through PayPal or Amazon. Thanks guys!

 

by samsam
4-14-03
jason and ashley in "jesticle's" room
::fliiiiirt flirt flirtttt flirtflirtflirt flirt flirtyyy flirt::
:: flirtflirt flirty fliiiirt flirtflirtflirt flirty mc flirt flirt::
ashley and samy on the way to the car
hey ash, i think you and jason would make such a cute couple. i can tell you guys like each other.
NOT UH! it's noooottt even like that! we're totally just friends! i could never like him
a week later
isawyouatinnout: guess what! you would NEVER believe it, i think i like jason! secretagentsamy: told you so ...
samy is my hero

 

by samsam
4-15-03
brian walks into the room.
heeeeeey man! this is a GREAT movie!
. : . : : . hey, did somone order a pizza? . : : . : .
he sits down to watch
I LOVE this part! Mr Hand is CLASSIC!
. : . : : . spiccoli, SIT DOWN! . : : . : .
the end.
: : B U U U U R P : : what a great movie.
. . . credits . . .

 

by samsam
4-15-03
COCKTAIL WEENIE
TIIIIIM! TIME FOR BED! PUT YOUR PJs ON!
OK MOM! FIVE MORE MINUTES . . . zero0love: hehe <3
HOT DOG
secretagentsamy: i love you timmy
what a cutie. i think i will send naked pics
TUBE OF COOKUE DOUGH
HOLY SHIT?!@%!#%

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