I do have standards, you know.

Author: sarahdianna

Date: August 30, 2006

by sarahdianna
8-30-06
Okay, Ron, we crawled all the way down into this secluded cave. Nobody can hear us. What do you need to tell me?
I'm a cannibal, Josh.
So.... How does this work, then? Are you going to eat me?
No... I don't like your pants. At all. Plus, your hair is attrocious. Sorry, man, you don't make the grade.