Interlude. or, Intertruth.

Author: satansdik

Date: December 27, 2003

by satansdik
12-27-03
Rock.
Hey! What the fuck are you doing here?? This is MY birthday, fatso!
Uhhh...actually, this is Christmas. You know, presents, good cheer and all that?
Paper.
Yeah, I know...My Birthday is on CHRISTmas. The whole fucking day is named after me! That's why it's called CHRISTmas...jeeze...
"Your birthday"? The cult you lead with your father stole this holiday from a pagan religion and fooled everyone into thinking that with the story you had one of your patsies write...
Victory.
*crying noises* It's not true!...It's not true...*sobbing*
And that book really sucked ass too...Ho Ho Ho!