if you were trapped on a desert island...

Author: scardycrow

Date: May 24, 2005

by scardycrow
5-24-05
somewhere in the pacific:
...just pennies a day could feed a whole village of starving children
why would kids want to eat pennies?
...if you call now we'll throw in this exclusive T-Shirt featuring the face of a starving child that you could say you helped orsomething
i mean you'd think they'd want like a hot dog or some ice cream
...act now or we'll personally send out mercinaries to collect your flesh to feed the children
jerry lewis and sally struthers could feed an entire village