Retail Hell pt 4

Author: scatmaster

Date: March 7, 2004

by scatmaster
3-07-04
A Demographic of sorts.
Sir, that was some mighty fine customer service. Why, I used to be president of a major company, and if I still worked there, I'd have you be supervisor in customer service!
I (TIC) REVIEWED THAT CAMERA ON MY WEBSITE (TIC) THAT AS OF 1/19/2004 CONTAINS 4187 FILES WITH (TIC) 2981 PHOTOS AND 8209 HYPERLINKED PAGES OF (TIC) INFORMATION.
Thanks for pandering to my astoundingly fat ass. By the way, I have here a little invention that sells for $20, and I can get them for you for only $5! It's amazing, don't you think?
I KNOW YOU'RE HELPING A CUSTOMER BUT I AM GOING TO STAND BEHIND YOU WHILE MAKING SIGHING NOISES AND DRUM MY FINGERS AND WHEN I GET YOUR ATTENTION I PLAN ON WASTING EVERY FUCKING MINUTE I CAN.
I AM WHEEZING THROUGH MY TRAECHEOTOMY AND COUGHING SO THAT YOU CAN SEE INTO MY THROAT IN AN EFFORT TO FRIGHTEN YOUR INNER CHILD.
I SEE IT IS WORKING.