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| In EMT training we learned that people who are having a heart attack should bear down. | |
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| What the fhe fuck does that mean?? If I were having a heart attack I'd be screwed. | |
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| You know. Bear down. Like when you're using the bathroom. | |
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| Oh. Yes I see how that'd be helpful... | |
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| So basically, "bear down" means "clench your sphinxter." | |
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