All comics by schnappi

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by schnappi
6-05-05
X-Ray Spex - Oh Bondage Up Yours!
Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard
But I think...
Oh Bondage Up Yours!
!?!?

 

by schnappi
6-05-05
Jerry Lee Lewis - Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
Well I said come on over baby,
we got chicken in the barn
Whose barn?
What barn?
My barn

 

by schnappi
6-05-05
Tony Christie - Is This The Way To Amarillo?
Is this the way to Amarillo?
Every night I've been hugging my pillow
Dreaming dreams of Amarillo...
And sweet Marie who waits for me
: - (

 

by schnappi
6-05-05
Link Wray - Rumble

 

by schnappi
6-05-05
Blondie - (I'm Always Touched) By Your Presence Dear
Something in my consciousness
Told me you'd appear...
Now I'm always touched by your presence dear

 

by schnappi
6-05-05
Lady Sovereign - Sad Ass Strippa
You was born in a caravan, that don't make you ghetto,
I seen more ghetto in Posh Spice's stiletto
You been chattin' 'bout ya Gucci thongs, but how many weeks bitch have you had it on? I can tell by your dances, that it's somewhere stuck up yer bum
Burberry... St Tropez.. when ya gonna learn to speak properly?!

 

by schnappi
6-06-05
Trashmen - Surfin' Bird
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird, B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word, A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word, A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word, A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word, A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word, A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word, A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word, A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

 

by schnappi
6-06-05
Interpol - Roland
My best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
He carries them all over the town at least he tries
Oh look it stopped snowing
My best friend's from Poland and, um, he has a beard.

 

by schnappi
6-07-05
Streets - Could Well Be In
I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playin with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in

 

by schnappi
6-07-05
Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
So messed up I want you here,
In my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face-to-face,
And I'll lay right down In my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog!
Now I wanna be your dog!

 

by schnappi
6-08-05
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in The Middle With You
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am - stuck in the middle with you

 

by schnappi
6-08-05
Buzzcocks - What Do I Get?
I just want a lover
Like any other
What do I get?

 

by schnappi
6-09-05
Rilo Kiley - Portions For Foxes
And the talkin' leads to touchin'
And the touchin' leads to sex
And then there is no mystery left

 

by schnappi
6-09-05
Kraftwerk - We Are The Robots
We're functioning ...
... Automatic
And we are dancing ...
... Mechanic
We are the robots
We are the robots

 

by schnappi
6-11-05
Ciara - Goodies
I bet you want the goodies. Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered. Maybe cos I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies... Keep on lookin' cos they stay in the jar.

 

by schnappi
6-11-05
Pulp - Sorted For E's & Wizz
Mother, I can never come home again
Cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere...
Somewhere in a field in Hampshire

 

by schnappi
6-11-05
Crazy World of Arthur Brown - Fire
I am the God
of Hell Fire!
And I bring you...
Fire!!!

 

by schnappi
6-11-05
Pink Floyd - Bike
I've got a bike,
you can ride it if you like
aaah
It's got a basket,
a bell that rings, and things to make it look good!
xoxo
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world

 

by schnappi
6-13-05
Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe
My pink half of the drainpipe separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and every day to day event in all its minute and tedious attention to detail...
And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or oh no, it wasn't though. Oh who cares anyway because I do not, so Norman if you're normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life
And I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen, incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head.
SO THERE!!

 

by schnappi
6-23-05
Motorhead - Ace of Spades
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools
But that's the way
I like it baby
I don't wanna live forever!
And don't forget the joker

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