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by scroTumy
10-13-02
In the year 2031 the new Orgasmatron2031 is released
DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE
Hmmmm.......
I CAN COMPUTE PI TO A BILLION PLACES
I prefere sentience in a date, something which can feel emotions
I.....AM......SAD
Also preferably not cold hard steel

 

by scroTumy
10-13-02
NOBODY LOVES ME
I hear you man
HOW CAN I PURGE THIS EMOTION YOU HUMANS CALL REJECTION?
*SIGH*

 

by scroTumy
10-13-02
Failing with humans Orgasmatron2031 tries robot love
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?
LOOK I ALREADY TOLD YOU.....
.....I AM NOT ROBOSEXUAL
WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?
SEE YOU AROUND

 

by scroTumy
10-13-02
Robot love prooves too much for mere humans
I AM PROGRAMMED TO BE THE PERFECT SEX MACHINE. WANNA GO ON A DATE?
Ummm.....
I CAN OSCILATE AT OVER 75,000 RPM!
I'm pretty sure that would kill me.
I CAN OSCILATE SLOWER

 

by scroTumy
10-13-02
I AM PROGRAMMED TO BRING ANY FEMALE TO THE PEAK OF SEXUAL PLEASURE. WANNA GO ON A DATE?
Uhhhh...
I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE. I CAN DISCHARGE UP TO 2 GALLONS AT A TIME.
CAN NOBODY HANDLE MY ROBOT LOVE?
Thats the most revolting thing I have ever heard

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
Im sooo tripping Gary
No kidding
Where you always a snowman Gary?
Yes, but I represent Imperminance
Woah, he melted

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
I am sooooo tripping Gary
How can you tell Tom?
What is it man?
*sigh*

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
Man I am sooo tripping
BEHOLD! I am the head of eternal suffering
Cool

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
While Tom trips....
BEHOLD! I am the head of eternal suffering
Hello
Hi

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
....After some small talk
....Yeah so basically every moment I exist is intollerable suffering
Thats heavy man
Wanna go play some videogames?
Sure

 

by scroTumy
10-14-02
Are you alright Tom?
You are soooo tripping Tom, I'm Gary
Woah man you're me!
Wooooaah!
Are you sure YOU are alright Tom?

 

by scroTumy
10-15-02
Easy little girl, I know over two hundered ways to kill somebody
um......
You could glue an open jar of rats to their face, then blow-torch the other side of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through their face.
Two hundred one.
Wanna go play?

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