Smooth Criminal

Author: seanator

Date: November 27, 2008

by seanator
11-27-08
One fine day...
Did you just kill someone in my house?
What makes you think that? It's just some jelly jam.
No, thats definitely blood.
It's some delicious jelly jam, it's all over my breadknife see?
You can't just call it something else because of the way it looks.
Why? they do it all the time with pasta!