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| Jeff, I called you because I've been getting reports of you jerking off durin- OH god are you doing it now? | |
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| No, no, no, I just have a bottle of soda in my pocket. | |
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| Then why are you still vigorously tugging at it? | |
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| I just like my soda extra fizzy. | |
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| ...and I like the bottle penis shaped. | |
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