Tip your waitresses

Author: seanator

Date: May 20, 2009

by seanator
5-20-09
One fine day...
I can see you finished your meal, can I get you anything else sir?
I'd like some of your muffin, and then your taco, and then your roast beef sandwich, and then your vagina
Sir that is totally inappropriate.. I'm going to have to ask you to stop sexually harassing me.
I'm sorry, I was way out of line, you are just so beautiful, and a great waitress to boot.
If I'm such a great waitress why would you leave me a small ass tip?!
Thats only because you declined the larger one.