The evolution of parties.

Author: seanator

Date: May 31, 2009

by seanator
5-31-09
Early Ages
I hope nobody slips a roofie in my drink and impregnates me.
I hope that one chick over there drinks until she loves me.
Middle Ages
i am so sorry... all they had left was plain fritos...
This is not worth the par-at-best free food, yet I am here every time.
Dark Ages
All of my friends are dead.