Everything Burke knows he learned from Japanese porn.

Author: seanator

Date: June 2, 2009

by seanator
6-02-09
One fine day...
Panic and chaos has taken over downtown LA as a monster ravages the city. We have reporter Mike Smart on the field. Mike?
It's just horrible here, Bob, It seems a monster has been OH MY GOD HERE HE IS!
AHHH AHHH AH-*GULP*
FOOLS! Don't they know they just need to have sex with it?