What if cunt meant roast beef sandwich.

Author: seanator

Date: June 3, 2009

by seanator
6-03-09
One fine day...
Man, I haven't had a cunt in a long while. I really miss relaxing in my easy chair and eating a big sloppy cunt.
Feh, I don't really like eating cunt. The smell, the taste, the look. Doesn't really appeal to me.
That's really queer man, I've never heard of a straight-headed guy who didn't love himself some cunt.
Well every now and then its fine, but only if I get to slop on as much balsalmic vinaigrette as I want beforehand.
That's gross man, just take your cunt as its served to you, you don't need to add on any shit. I don't even mind a little hair on my cunt, I can brush it aside.
I guess I don't mind cunt after all, well, as long as the meat isn't all hanging out or anything.