People I do not understand

Author: seanator

Date: June 23, 2009

by seanator
6-23-09
One fine day...
So I ran some tests and your cholesterol is dangerously high, I'm afraid you need to eat better or take this shot every fucking day.
So I need to take a shot for the rest of my life?
Luckily, no, if you can quit cooking your pancakes in bacon grease, it won't be neccessary...
I see...
What if I just take HALF of a shot daily? Can I still eat my sausage stuffed twinkies?