The worst vampire in the world.

Author: seanator

Date: July 8, 2009

by seanator
7-08-09
One fine day...
Okay buddy, I vant to be an actual respectable vampire now. But I'm gonna need your help.
Well first thing's first, the fresca has got to go, from now on you're dining on virgins.
Hold up. I GET VIRGINS? Hot sexy sweaty virgins? vhy didn't anyone tell me this???
Yeah man, why did you think being a vampire was so bad ass?
Later...
OMIGOSH! THIS IS JUST LIKE TWILIGHT! TAKE ME NOW! TAKE ME!!!
I hate my death.