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| What are you waiting for mysterious vampire man? Take me now so that I may become a creature of the night! | |
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| Look. I was supposed to find hot virgin blood. I'm obviously at the wrong place. | |
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| Am I still a virgin if my uncle fingered me once? It was only once! | |
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| Why are you still holding your cape up? Your identity is safe with me. | |
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| It's mostly so I can block your heavy breathing and the smell of yeast infection. | |
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