The worst vampire in the world

Author: seanator

Date: July 8, 2009

by seanator
7-08-09
One fine day...
So... How'd it go?
Don't even ask. Even though I'm dead I still managed to get a chill down my spine.
Don't even sweat it dude. I've got the perfect chick for you. She may not be a virgin, but she is a stone cold fox.
Alright fine. I can go for that.
Why the virgins anyway?
It has something to do with my uncle breaking out with genital varts on his face. His FACE.