The worst vampire in the world

Author: seanator

Date: July 8, 2009

by seanator
7-08-09
One fine day...
SCORE! She doesn't even know I'm right behind her... Gotta time my attack perfectly...
Drat! She's valked into the bathroom, no doubt to admire her perfect figure in the mirror. I've come too far to turn back now! TIME TO STRIKE!
AHHH! HELP! A SLICE OF BACON SNUCK UP ON ME! ...HE JUST BURST INTO TEARS!