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| Brad, I give up. I don't vant to be a vampire anymore. | |
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| Wait just a minute dude, there's someone here I'd like you to meet. | |
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| So who the hell are you? Aren't you the guy from Twilight? | |
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| My name is Edward Cullen, I watch girls I fall in love with while they sleep, I am waiting until marriage to have sex, I sparkle in the sun instead of die, and all girls under 14 and over 40 love me. | |
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| You sir, are the VORST vampire in the world. | |
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