The lost infomercial...

Author: seanator

Date: July 13, 2009

by seanator
7-13-09
One fine day...
Billy Mays here and boy do I have an exciting product for you! The Artery Snake!
The Artery Snake works hard to clean out those capillaries, air out those arteries, and vaccum out those veins from life threatening plaque that accumulates in your blood stream...
But that's not all, order now and we'll throw in a second Artery Snake FREE! Now you and a friend have a "Get out of jail free" card from cardiac arrest!
And there's STILL more! Act now on this offer, and get a complementary InvisoHelm! Concussions will be a thing of the past with this baby!