I've fallen and I can't get up.

Author: seanator

Date: March 17, 2010

by seanator
3-17-10
One fine day...
I should really clean up outside, but I am elderly. Good thing I have Life Alert.
AGGHHH! I SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED TO CLEAN MY POOL! GRGHRGH
We're very sorry. If it makes you feel any better the autopsy shows that she didn't drown. The Life Alert shorted out and electrocuted her into a heart attack.
Thank you Life Alert!