Ninja/Jesus

Author: seanwhat

Date: April 20, 2009

by seanwhat
4-20-09
Once upon a time, roughly 2009 years ago...
Hey man... what uh, whatcha doin' up there?
Huh? Oh, the uh Romans. Yeah, they nailed me to this cross.
Oh yeah? Shitty, bro... Should I like, help you down or somethin'?
No! No, it must end this way. I must pay for all your sins. You see I am the son of the Virgin Mary. My father, your God, sent me to down to earth from the heavens above, so that I may-
Holy Christ, Sorry I asked!