Good Ol' times with "Lazy Tom" (Episode 9)

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 10, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-10-05
Tom had just been recently deported to Jerusalem...
*clatter*
Osama Bin Laden?!
Yes, you found me! I have been chillin' with Jesus in his Tomb for the past almost 5 years!
You ******* piece of ****! you screwed my life! I once had a job there, and when on my lunch break you bombed my building! *punch* *kick* *slap*
Im very very sorry fellow American!