Channel 73 News (5)

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 10, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-10-05
Hello, i'm Lenny...
...and i'm lisa... lets go straight to the white house for an urgent report with the president of the United States.
hi im Frank, the reporter for channel 73 news... this is george bush incase some of you might not know, he's the president of the United States
Hi fellow americans... i spoke with Sedahm Hussane the president of iraq and has just confessed his real name is "so damn insane" and he needs a phyciatrist immediantly!
And you could obviously see that he's either wearing a hat and mustache to cover his identity, or he's super mario... its a strange world out there...
Thats it for today, and i almost forgot, you will die!