Beef up!

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 12, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-12-05
Welcome to "King of grease, sugar, and fat fast food joint!" We have a new contest... be 300 pounds by the end of the week by eating only our food, and win unlimited supply!
What if someone's 298 pounds, and all they need to gain is 2?
All contestants must be a minimum of 250 pounds...please get your damn hand out of your pants please!...this place is dirty enough as it is!
Good luck...i think you might have to add 200 pounds to that goal because %96.6 of American adults reached 300 pounds back in the 80's!
how am i suppost to know... i immigrated as the king of England! What do you think i should do?
#1 take this contest over to Canada...#2 if you reach 300 pounds by monday i'll take my hands out of my pants... in the meantime i'll be hangin' around you!