Drunked santa

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 13, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-13-05
Christmas Eve...
Hey santa? Arn't we goin' to deliver the presents?
Ho Ho Ho... too drunk!
What about all the cute little kids that want their christmas presents?
Ho Ho Ho, those kids are screwballs anyway... they know there's no Santa Claus!
Its time for you to pick up my shit now...
you're old enough to do it yourself... you're freakin' 505 years old! Go take a shit somewhere else! -and get out of my living room!