Adventures of the Italian Mobster- Pilot

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 14, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-14-05
Down in a frantic Texas, an italian mobster is regaining his strength to be able to cope with his surroundings...
Whata is thisa weird place? Fried chicken, 3 for 1 pizza, i am living in a prettya shitty food environment!
And you're telling me, we have no pakistani food here! But, I am a skilled child labourer and work for a non-profit organization!
IMMIGRANTS MAY EXIT THE AIRLINE
where am i goinga mr Americana?
wha?....uh...come with me...
The american takes Joe to the local fast food joint...
Whata the hell isa this placa? The menu hasa no lasagna, good pizza, nothing!
I, like all southern americans like to get drunk, hi, and slack off a lot... you my friend would take over for me as cashier...and best of all, you wont get paid!