Adventures of the Italian Mobster (5)

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 15, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-15-05
*Typing* Dear a'mama... i'a had a bad tima so far... i worka at the shitty fast food restauranta, and i'a go to jail...
...no americana are nice to me'a... i feel'a really lonely... mama i wanta to com'a home but i can'ta because my'a passport was stolen by some stupida kidsa with da paint ball gunsa... so i'a shoota..
them with my real guna... Email me'a at Joe@Immigrant.com. ciao mamma... viva italia!