A.B.S.U.R.S.A

Author: seinfeld_fan_13

Date: March 30, 2005

by seinfeld_fan_13
3-30-05
American Baseball Sterroid Usage Research Sociaty of America
Yes! I have finally found a solution to figure out if the baseball players in the MLB use sterroids!
Whithout using the "urine test" which is smelly, and usually causes AIDS and SARS?
Thats right LP... thats right... hey mark mcGuire... get your ass over here!
Yes.. possesed scientist?
Now.. this is the test... if your hand is bigger than your face you have been using sterroids!
Damnit!.. and to think i could get away with it by retiring just before the MLB had just found out that the whole Anaheim Angel team were using it!